No, the couch is NOT a Redwings fan! It's against our religion to live with a Redwings fan. So we'd have to kill you. Or you could just not be a Redwings fan and proclaim your love for the Avalanche (or any other non-Redwings team) and bow down to the mighty power of the great god Joe Sakic. But if you pick a non-Avalanche team, I may still have to hate you. Especially if it's the Wild. Or the Flames. Or Canucks, Sharks, Stars, Ducks, Flyers, Oilers, or some other team I really hate.