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Quick update and a Harry Potter funny
Hey! Things have been decent here. The weather finally cooled off here, so that has been absolutely wonderful!
Good thing: Piper's back from the jerk's house.
Bad thing: She was gone for three weeks and you can tell. She has the attitiude from hell now. >_<
Good thing #2: I have six days off starting Friday!
Bad thing #2: My relatives are coming to visit on Friday, and will be here a week. My grandparents, an aunt and my cousin (who will be leaving to go to Misawa AFB in Japan. She has my shopping list already). That's too many people to fit in the house.
Good thing #3 : Got to see Episode III again. Went with Shannyn. Had fun! We've seen the movie enough to talk through it. Needless to say, we poked fun at the poor, preggo woman the whole time. A good time was had by all. ^___^
Bad thing #3: There IS no bad thing about Episode III. Well, maybe. Obi needs a haircut and a shave. And he really needed a shirtless scene too. A sweaty shirtless scene.
See, I'm NOT just an anime fangirl. ^__~
My dear boss sent me a HP funny too, so I thought I'd post it here!
Top Ten Signs Harry Potter Is Getting Older
10. Uses the invisilibity cloak to conceal his stash of porn and beer
Emma J., Mount Sterling, KY
9. Instead of using wand for casting spells, uses it for Botox injections
Rachel J., Manahawkin, NJ
8. Spends three chapters trying to conjure a fake ID
Dave A., Washington, DC
7. Using all of his power to stop Social Security from disappearing
Ben C., Daytona Beach, FL
6. Can't get a date with Demi Moore
Diana O., Vancouver, BC
5. His collection of magic potions strangely resembles a six-pack of Guiness
Karl P., Altoona, PA
4. Next book: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of High Cholesterol"
Jim W., Hopkin, SC
3. Made the Statue of Liberty disappear in hopes of banging Claudia Schiffer
Curt P., Birmingham, AL
2. Found out he has more than one magic wand
Joe F., Altoona, PA
1. Doesn't get invited to Neverland Ranch anymore
Trevor C., Spaniard's Bay, NL
Cute, huh?
I guess that's all, then. Have a great night, everyone!
Good thing: Piper's back from the jerk's house.
Bad thing: She was gone for three weeks and you can tell. She has the attitiude from hell now. >_<
Good thing #2: I have six days off starting Friday!
Bad thing #2: My relatives are coming to visit on Friday, and will be here a week. My grandparents, an aunt and my cousin (who will be leaving to go to Misawa AFB in Japan. She has my shopping list already). That's too many people to fit in the house.
Good thing #3 : Got to see Episode III again. Went with Shannyn. Had fun! We've seen the movie enough to talk through it. Needless to say, we poked fun at the poor, preggo woman the whole time. A good time was had by all. ^___^
Bad thing #3: There IS no bad thing about Episode III. Well, maybe. Obi needs a haircut and a shave. And he really needed a shirtless scene too. A sweaty shirtless scene.
See, I'm NOT just an anime fangirl. ^__~
My dear boss sent me a HP funny too, so I thought I'd post it here!
Top Ten Signs Harry Potter Is Getting Older
10. Uses the invisilibity cloak to conceal his stash of porn and beer
Emma J., Mount Sterling, KY
9. Instead of using wand for casting spells, uses it for Botox injections
Rachel J., Manahawkin, NJ
8. Spends three chapters trying to conjure a fake ID
Dave A., Washington, DC
7. Using all of his power to stop Social Security from disappearing
Ben C., Daytona Beach, FL
6. Can't get a date with Demi Moore
Diana O., Vancouver, BC
5. His collection of magic potions strangely resembles a six-pack of Guiness
Karl P., Altoona, PA
4. Next book: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of High Cholesterol"
Jim W., Hopkin, SC
3. Made the Statue of Liberty disappear in hopes of banging Claudia Schiffer
Curt P., Birmingham, AL
2. Found out he has more than one magic wand
Joe F., Altoona, PA
1. Doesn't get invited to Neverland Ranch anymore
Trevor C., Spaniard's Bay, NL
Cute, huh?
I guess that's all, then. Have a great night, everyone!
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