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Yanked from a friend of mine... too funny!
'Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male stripper came over to us, she licked the $10 and stuck it to his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 and calls the guy over, and licks the $50.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck this one to his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now, everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning, so I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
The woman in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.'
Now that I think about it, I would've grabbed the GUY and left... ^__^;
'Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male stripper came over to us, she licked the $10 and stuck it to his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 and calls the guy over, and licks the $50.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck this one to his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now, everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning, so I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
The woman in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.'
Now that I think about it, I would've grabbed the GUY and left... ^__^;