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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalking is illegal. weissgrrl confronts ajremix. ajremix is stalking weissgrrl ajremix’s REAL name : Beck Bray ajremix’s REAL DOB : 23rd May 1972 Height :169 cm Weight : 91.4 kg ajremix has dreamt about you : 17 times ajremix became interested in you : 10th September 2004 ajremix’s latest dream about you weissgrrl is awoken by the heavy breathing of ajremix who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen. This is how ajremix describes your relationship behind your back ‘God its going fantastic. I’ve never felt happier……..ever. Nothing can go wrong now. Fuck tempting fate!’ ajremix’s been stealing stuff from your house too. Your cat didn’t run away weissgrrl, ajremix is holding it captive! They’ve even started modifying their body for you ajremix made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine? The Police No. calls to the police : 5 times Your Last Call to The Police "Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is ajremix. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! ajremix threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse." ajremix’s Police File There is every possibility that ajremix is a living incarnation of Satan. Testimonies about ajremix cheloya - A hardened ex-crook ‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! ajremix? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’ obigrrl - A deformed enuch ‘Boring. I know weissgrrl and ajremix really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’ scribblemoose - Stoner of the crows ‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that ajremix is going to die pretty shortly.’